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Photoshop Jokes

Thu Mar 10, 2005, 1:34 PM
You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...


You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.

When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"

You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.

You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.

You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about

You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.

You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.

You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"

You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.

You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.

You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.

You have dreams in "glowing edges"

You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.

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Holy Smoke.. update 2005

Sat Feb 5, 2005, 10:07 AM
I've had my driving license for so long now. I sort of took a very extended break from Deviantart. I'll put some pictures from Pam's Hawaii trip, and Alyx, Sohee, Josh, Arisa, and I's endeavors.

I'm going to college now. SCC to be specific. I'm taking Brit lit, writing, and intro to music. It's good fun.

AND whoa.. it's almost time for my 19th birthday. For fellow friends who may want to know I would really like a digital camera for it.. lol... :dreams: That would be sweet for doing more deviations and stuff though. deviantart and [link] are probably my favorite online pasttimes right now.

'Mock - yeah, ing - yeah, bird - yeah, yeah -yeah!!' ~the infamous Harry and Loyd

Washington State Driver License

Fri Nov 5, 2004, 12:51 AM
I have waited too long to get it. And 11.4.04 is the day. Third time really is a charm for me. Failing the test twice due to lane positioning violations made me dertermine to at least not pull off the same error. I let the rest fall in the hads of God and now I have it.

Life..

Mon Oct 11, 2004, 10:14 PM
It's been going and going..

I finally have my car. It's not a Honda Civic cuz I couldn't find one for 6k so I got a Ford Escort. I'm very happy with it.

I find my worries drift from getting my life together to my step father's health. We tried to take him to the Veteran's Clinic today, but it was closed due today being Columbus Day. We'll go tomorrow to get him a back brace and see exactly what we need to do.

I've been distant from deviantart lately too. I've been writing plenty of comments but haven't created anything in a long while. I might have some new pictures within the next few days.

Coulee, Pig out, bad health

Sun Sep 5, 2004, 1:09 AM
Well,

lately I have been doing a lot of studying on how to get a great deal on a used or new car. I also have been looking into different consumer cars at what is a good buy for me. I found that a Honda Civic would match my needs to a T. I'm so excited to actually get out there and get it. My next steps would be to get my liscense situated, get a job, and enroll for winter quarter at SCC. I have to admit I am getting help. It's so hard for me to get the ball rolling on my own though with the complications at home.

Awhile ago I was very worried with my Step father. He was going to take me to the college to enroll for the fall quarter when he had to stop and throw up black stuff. It wasn't pretty at all. I have been scared of his health ever since. He is a great guy. Has an awesome soul, I don't want to see him go.. prayers for him are so greatly apreciated.

I went to Grand Coulee with Alyx and Sohee. I got some awesome pics for deviations thanks to Sohee. I will not take any credit for them. Tomorrow I am going to a classic Spokane Event that I never go to.. pig out at the park. I am excited to eat the grub and maybe see some bands. :)

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